Elevation Radio was proud to be joined by Don Frye, the rambunctious Charles Barkley of MMA last Tuesday. The Predator was in amazing form and shared many interesting tales, opinions, and memories from his legendary pro wrestling and MMA careers. Don offered his thoughts on a variety of topics including his long time friendship with Dan Severn, being a college wrestling teammate of Randy Couture, taking the MMA world by storm when he won the tournament at UFC 8 in a combined time of just over three minutes, how retirement is treating him, acting in movies like Public Enemies and Miami Vice, thoughts on forming a reality show with Gary Busey, his legendary mustache and so much more.
Here are a few highlights:
Don’s memory of facing WWE Hall of Famer Antonio Inoki in his retirement match before 75,000 people at the Tokyo Dome and the crazy aftermath:
“They had Muhammad Ali show up and light the torch like the ’96 Olympics in Atlanta, it was a great celebration to be a part of….after someone’s career of thirty years, who was the top athlete in the nation (Inoki), you’re supposed to give him you know a 30, 45, 60 minute retirement match, something to say goodbye to the to the crowd…about two minutes into the match I broke his ribs. You know, two or three ribs, hell 30 year career, ended in 4 minutes. So I ruined that right away. I thought he was going to have the Yakuza wipe me out you know, so I was telling my wife goodbye. We made it out and got to the airport, we were boarding got on the airplane, you know, and snapped my belt, let out a big sigh and grabbed my wife’s hand, petted her in the hand, and then I felt a tap on my shoulder, and I look up and the stewardess says ‘There’s a phone call for you outside.’ And I went ‘s***’, so I walked outside to pick up the phone and it was Inoki. He says ‘Hey, I wanted to thank you for the match.’ I felt that ‘oh man, I’m going to die’, but that’s how much power that guy had. He stopped the whole international airport to make a phone call. “
The Predator on the difficulties of being in a faction with Ken Shamrock in New Japan Pro Wrestling:
“You know Ken and I, they put us together as kind of a gang, you know, where we would be a tag team, a disgruntled tag team, and you know have more hate towards each other than our opponents, and that would prevent us from winning and we would eventually after the match get into a fight, and that was the whole storyline. That’s what happened. Hell, they (NJPW) called me up and said ‘Do you want to do the job?’ I said ‘why?’ ‘ Well, Ken Shamrock doesn’t want to do the job, (Keiji) Mutoh doesn’t want to do the job, the other guy doesn’t want to do the job, and now you don’t want to do the job. I said ‘Hell, I don’t give a s***, if somebody’s gotta do it, I’ll do it. That’s why I ended up doing the job and that kind of wound up biting me in the ass because the last 5 or 6 matches I did over there in Japan, they had me jobbing out. You can understand, its hard to decide who is going to do the job and who is going to go over, but in the fan’s mind they want somebody strong. The biggest mark is in the locker room in pro wrestling. Generally the person who runs around saying that is the biggest mark, because they’re trying to get everybody else to go their way.”
Frye’s memories about the time he and the WWF had a meeting regarding the Predator joining the promotion:
“Back in ’97 when I was fortunate enough to train Scott Ferrozzo for his fights, Scott and I had a contact with WWE. We went up there together, interviewed together, and apparently they didn’t like our attitudes you know. Scott was a used car salesman, and he walked in there with a used car salesman attitude you know, and I was pretty full of myself at the time. Those boys (The WWE), they don’t want somebody coming in there with their own idea, they want someone who is going to rollover and do what they tell them to do…….they keep everyone the same. The cookie cutter formula. That way they keep the son-in-law(HHH) on top.
Visit www.blogtalkradio.com/elevationradio to hear way more from Don including his memories of his legendary fight from PRIDE 21 with Yoshihiro Takayama, the potential creation of a Masters Division for older MMA legends, dealing with dishonest MMA promoters and much more.
Also check out John’s interview with the likes of Bret Hart, JJ Dillon, Dan Severn, Frank Shamrock, Vince Papale, Cullen Jones, Ivan Koloff and more!
Well folks after months of frustration and aggravation, February and March has proven to be a powerful time for Elevation Nation.
Fresh off the greatest all around show in Elevation Radio history with Jamaican bobsled legend Devon Harris, I will be joined Tuesday March 2 by UFC and PRIDE legend Don Frye.
The recently retired Frye was the winner of the tournaments at UFC 8, UFC 10, and Ultimate Ultimate 96. He also had a storied career in Japan, including an illustrious run with PRIDE.
He holds career victories over:
Ken Shamrock
Tank Abbott
Gilbert Yvel
Gary Goodridge and many more.
His legendary fight with Yoshihiro Takayama is regarded by many MMA fans as the most exciting of all time.
He is also a Japanese pro wrestling legend. He was the last opponent of Antonio Inoki. The match had an attendance of 70,000 people.
He was a college amateur wrestling teammate with Randy Couture.
Besides fighting, he is involved with acting and has made appearances in Public Enemies, the Miami Vice movie, and Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia.
Also Don Frye is a modern day John Wayne. He is a complete nut just like his close friend Dan Severn and will not be afraid to express his political views, thoughts on being a badass and much more.
Alright folks please listen or download the greatest episode of Elevation Radio ever!
Included on this jam packed show:
-My interview with Jamaican bobsled legend Devon Harris. It was a wide ranging interview, and we covered a large variety of topics including what the Olympic scene is like live in Whistler, his bobsled memories, his background, plus thoughts on Usain Bolt, Cool Runnings, public speaking, and being an author.
People have really loved this interview and it makes for a great listen during the Winter Olympic season. This show should win the definitive bobsledding interview award for 2010. For more on Devon visit www.devonharris.com
-My phone call with The Ed where we yell at each other for 15 minutes about UFC, Randall Cunningham, Mike Tyson, and a variety of other topics.
-The call with my young old cousin Brendan. Maybe the best part of the show. I offered my life coach tips on his education, attitude, work ethic, video games and so much more. This was just surreal and hysterical.
- and my talk with my dad as he enjoyed creating dead air in the beginning of the interview and shared his thoughts on Brian Westbrook getting cut from The Eagles, live curling play by play and much more.
First off I want to congratulate the New Orleans Saints and the people in the Crescent City for their amazing Super Bowl victory over the Indianapolis Colts at Super Bowl 44 in Miami. It is a hell of an achievement for their city and the franchise.
Enjoy some U2:
I have to say that I have really been enjoying the Winter Olympics so far. I really like the pace of the Winter games compared to the Summer because it gives you a chance to absorb all the action and you don’t feel completely overwhelmed knowing there are 45 other concurrently taking place on 45 different channels. It allows you to get a better understanding of the narrative and just enjoy what is happening.
Also the events have been awesome and full of drama. The men’s and women’s mogul events were extremely captivating to watch and came down to the very end. Americans won three medals in those two events and the tension just kept building and building after every run, especially with all the crashes.
Who will ever forget the Korean pileup that allowed Apolo Ohno and JR Celski to win silver and bronze in short track speed skating and wiped away the chance for a South Korean sweep?
Apolo Ohno and JR Celski celebrate the fact Asians lived up to their reputations as poor navigators.
Then you throw in the excitement and precision of luge plus all the drama surrounding the pre-event death of the Georgian and that made for an exciting event as well. Also, you will never forget the excitement of the end to the men’s Nordic Combined. I was stunned to see Americans finish 2nd and 4th. I thought for sure that was one of those events that only Norwegians and Russians would ever win.
Of course you do have to unfortunately deal with hours upon hour upon hours of figure skating. I appreciate the athleticism, will, and determination of those competitors, but I just can’t get into it. The music bores me and the scoring system is far too indecipherable to the common man.
The snowboard cross events have been pretty mixed. Seth Wescott winning the gold medal was very neat to see, but your heart can’t help but go out to Lindsey Jacobellis. She spent the last four years hearing every single day about how she made a fool of herself when she hotdogged away a medal in the 2006 games. She had a one shot deal at redemption and saw it all go to hell when she was DQ’d after veering off course and clipping a sign following a poor landing. Now she has to live with all this again. Snowboarders have a casual attitude about their sport and say that snowboarding is more about being stylish and having fun than metallic achievements. However, regardless of the talk you know Jacobellis has to be feeling a lot of pain right now. This was her moment, but fate had other plans. Life can be a bitch sometimes. Screw that. I’m going to call it right now. The blonde bombshell is going to win gold in Sochi Russia for the 2014 games. Mark it down.
Come on Lindsey. Make me look like an Oracle in 2014. And sleep with me.
My final Olympic note is that you must tune into Elevation Radio on Tuesday Feb. 23rd at 4:30 EST/ 1:30 PST when I will be joined live from Whistler Canada by Olympic hero Devon Harris. You may not recognize the name Devon Harris right off the bat, but you will.
Devon Harris was one of the leaders of the original Jamaican bobsled team that competed in the 1988 Winter Olympics in Calgary. Their story was the real life influence behind the movie Cool Runnings. Thats right baby, one of the main spirits behind the movie Cool Runnings will be joining me on Elevation Radio
to discuss his books, motivational speaking career, Cool Runnings, the current games, and his Olympic memories and experiences as a member of the Jamaican bobsled teams.
Besides the 1988 “Cool Runnings” games, Devon later represented Jamaica in the 1992 Albertville and the 1998 Nagano games. He took part in two-man bobsled teams at those competitions.
It should be an awesome interview. Hopefully Devon can make me a little cooler just by talking to him.
2010 Royal Rumble Winner
The placement of Edge was one of the toughest decisions I had to make with the Best 20 countdown. I crafted my list together about a week before Edge made his shocking return to win the 2010 Royal Rumble, and I have been weighing what to do with him ever since. I decided to bump him up one spot over RVD as reward for his perseverance.
The Rated R Superstar has been one of the WWE’s most consistent performers for the past decade. Edge is the second best talker in the WWE behind only Vince McMahon. He is so fantastic on the microphone and is naturally gifted as a heel performer. He has proven his versatility as a singles champion and a tag team champion. His most notable tag run of course came with Christian, but he also had entertaining championship reigns with Chris Benoit, Hulk Hogan, Rey Mysterio, and Randy Orton (as part of Rated-RKO). Nobody will ever forget the three-way Mania match between Edge and Christian, the Hardys and the Dudley Boys.
He has also consistently proven himself as a single’s star. He consistently carried Smackdown on his own from Early 2007 to mid 2009.
Edge never bullshits his way through matches and is similar to the Rey Mysterio, Shawn Michaels, and Kurt Angle in that I can never remember him having a horrible match.
Edge will also always be remembered for 4 particular moments and periods of his career:
1- His relationship with Lita. His live sex in a bed celebration in 2006 was one of the most memorable segments in the history of Monday Night Raw. He was the man.
2- His relationship with Vickie Guerrero. Thank God they never had live sex in a bed. However, Edge and Vickie were human heat machines who were able to completely enrage WWE audiences just by their mere presence. They were one of the most effective couples in wrestling history.
3- His feuds with Cena. the 2006 and 2009 versions of the feud were equally entertaining. I will never forget their Last Mand Standing match from Backlash in 2009. The spot where Cena threw Edge with an FU straight into the crowd was definitely a “HOLY SHIT” moment.
4- His work with Mick Foley. Their hardcore match Wrestle Mania 22 was one of the best of both their careers. The taking of the old “through a table through the fire without a shirt on” was particularly crazy. I really enjoyed when Foley turned heel and the two of them teamed up together to take on Terry Funk and Tommy Dreamer at One Night Stand later in 2006. Their mic work was spectacular and were able to drag a damn good match out of 156 year old Terry Funk.
So Edge, thank you for all your contributions to the WWE. Your future Mania main event against Jericho will be spectacular. Thank you for great feuds with Jeff Hardy, Matt Hardy, Mick Foley, Cena, Undertaker, Batista, and the Dudley Boyz.
(Welcome back to The Edge. I am proud to present our newest correspondent The Maz who will be periodically sharing his thoughts on all things MMA, pro wrestling, and anything else that comes up. He really, really loves Hulk Hogan.- Elevation)
Welcome to the first edition of my rants about things that matter. I’ll address mainly MMA and why I think it sucks that PRIDE doesn’t exist anymore. I’ll also keep some mention of pro wrestling, mainly WWE, and why I think it sucks that Linda McMahon is running for Senate. Once in awhile I’ll talk about other things that matter, like the return of The Manning Face. Super Bowl XLIV will mark the return to reality for all of the Manning family not named Archie, who has seen his two sons and the team he loves win three of the last four Super Bowls. Dallas Cowboys, New England Patriots, move over. Archie Manning is in the house.
Speaking of old people who have managed to stay famous for far too long, Hulk Hogan’s return to burying young, talented pro wrestlers has taken a new twist in TNA. He’s put the weight of destroying an entire wrestling promotion on his shoulders, which isn’t smart since I don’t know if his hip can support the weight. Bringing along such esteemed talent as Orlando Jordan along for the ride makes it all the more embarrassing for a company trying to compete with the McMahon empire over at WWE.
Hulk Hogan has indicated that he wants to bring The Macho Man into TNA. No word on whether Dixie Carter has any teenage daughters for him to rape.
What’s that? The McMahon empire is down to Vincent, Stephanie, and Terra Ryzing? With Shane McMahon feeling like doing something else with his life, and Linda McMahon’s innate desire to run as a Republican in Connecticut we are down to three. Well, this doesn’t seem like a terrible thing since the only creative forces in WWE are named Vincent, Kennedy, and McMahon but something hasn’t seemed right recently. Oh yeah, family friendly. In a desperate attempt to clean up their act so that whoever faces Linda in the GOP primaries won’t have fuel to mock her with they have tried becoming a product that is acceptable for the whole family to watch. This of course means that the average pro wrestling fan, who is somewhere in the thirties, has to stomach smiling John Cena high-fiving little kids and big mean pantless Randy Orton not doing anything to draw the ire of the crowd besides being the only reason Cody Rhodes has airtime. I will continue these rants later, and instead leave you with a clip expressing what a real crowd-favorite does.
As for MMA, what a long strange trip it’s been. Saturday could not have possibly been the first time UFC legends Randy Couture and Mark Coleman faced off in the Octagon, but it was. This was sort of a dream match for UFC fans, only it happened ten years too late. A variety of reasons played into this being the first time they have headlined a PPV against one another, but at the combined age of 91 it seemed that those reasons should have been used to explain in twenty years why they never faced each other. Randy Couture, who is closing in on 47, hasn’t looked washed-up even against Brock Lesnar and Minotauro. A much-needed drop in weight class has revitalized his career, at least until he loses against Machida or Shogun in the fall.
However, Mark Coleman reached his peak as a fighter ten years ago. He has used his successes in the early days of UFC and his initial success in PRIDE to carry on for a decade in headlining bouts against the best MMA has to offer. In his fights against the cream of the crop, Coleman has always tasted defeat. Since 2001 he has beaten Allan Goes, Don Frye, Milco Voorn, and most-recently Stephan Bonnar. His victory over Mauricio Rua in 2006 was the fortunate result of a broken arm. UFC 93 showed what would have happened without that injury. It isn’t that Coleman has a legacy to protect, all but the oldest of MMA fans think of him as some washed-up legend trying to hang on for far too long. It’s simply that Coleman is wasting his time trying to stick around. Up next he could become a sacrificial lamb to Kimbo Slice, or a sacrificial lamb to any number of guys over at Strikeforce. A fight with Tito could be on the table, but what would anyone gain from that? Tito could punch Coleman into retirement or Mark could win and then decide he can stay around a bit longer.
Is Mark Coleman the Rickey Jackson of the UFC Hall of Fame or is Rickey Jackson the Mark Coleman of the NFL Hall of Fame?
Saturday could have served as the closure to Coleman’s career. Despite looking lost for the six minutes the fight lasted, he at long last was standing in the Octagon with the legendary Randy Couture. He could have thanked the fans of MMA for all their support, he could have had the crowd cheer him in the main event of a PPV. Instead Mark Coleman’s career looks set to conclude in a preliminary bout against some also-ran in 2013. He took his one chance to leave gracefully from a sport whose fans know so little about him and is instead working on becoming someone where fans will remember him as that old guy who refused to quit.
Here is how the power lies…among the two teams that are left, with a little bonus blurb on the two teams that weren’t quite good enough to make it to the Super Bowl. Enjoy the big game on Sunday, and remember to savor it, as we won’t see meaningful NFL football again until early September.
1. Colts – Things were starting to compound on Indianapolis. The Jets had put together an 80 yard bomb to Braylon Edwards and a great trick play where Brad Smith faked an option run and pulled back and launched a 45 yard strike (okay, it floated like a duck, perhaps strike isn’t the right word, but it was complete) to Jerricho Cotchery which led to another touchdown. The Jets were up 17-6, and looked for all the world like they had an excellent shot to shock the world and somehow make it all the way to the Super Bowl. The Colts had just seen a 48 yard Jay Feely Field Goal split the uprights, and there were only two minutes remaining in the half. Things looked bleak, but then in strode Number Eighteen. Just like that, after rifling his way down the field with three completions to Austin Collie in less than a minute the last one resulting in a touchdown. BAM, Peyton Manning was suddenly in control of the game, and despite the fact that the Jets were up at the half, they were finished.
You could tell the exact moment that Manning clicked into gear…it was a ridiculously accurate bomb right down the middle of the field to Austin Collie for 46 yards that broke the Jets spirit. After that play, the game was over, Manning decided that the Colts were going to the Super Bowl. He just decided it, and no one could argue. Peyton Manning has that rare ability to absolutely end a game in the second quarter with a cool confidence that destroys his opponents. The Jets still technically led the game 17-6, but you could stick a fork in them at that moment, because Manning was going to win, you could feel it. The second half unfolded exactly as expected, and the Jets ended up getting trounced by a 30-17 final score. It wasn’t really a blowout, as the Jets held a double digit lead at one point, and were within 3 in the fourth, but it wasn’t exactly NOT an upset either because at no time from the moment Manning dissected the Jets secondary for 46 yards did I think the Jets had even a remote chance of winning the game. The Colts dominated from that point on.
The reason that the Colts must be listed as the Super Bowl favorite and the team at the top of the final Vertically Striped power rankings of the season is the quarterback. Drew Brees put up superior numbers, and he is a great quarterback in his own right. However, I have never seen Drew end a game in the 2nd quarter while trailing by 11. I know it sounds hokey, but Peyton Manning totally did that in the AFC Championship. It’s silly to ascribe super powers to mortal athletes, but there is something about the confidence that Manning possesses that puts him into the rarified air of a player like Michael Jordan…someone who is just a winner, someone who will not allow his team to lose. Take Manning off of these Colts, and they are a middle of the road team that may or may not make the postseason. With Peyton, the Colts are clearly the team to beat. He’s that important, and he is the sole reason that I have to place the Colts as number 1 in this week leading up to the big game with all the Roman numerals.
2. Saints – This team is exciting, and fast paced and fun. When they are on their game offensively, I have seen few teams who can keep up with their fast flying ways. They have a city that has spiritually rallied around them, and the Saints probably mean more to New Orleans right now than any professional team means to any community in the world. If you have a soul, and you aren’t a Colts fan, I have a hard time understanding how you could not be pulling for this team. The Saints are the spirit and symbol of a place that was ravaged by a horrible hurricane and are trying to fight their way back. Yes, I’m cheering for the black and gold on Sunday.
However, despite the good vibes and spiritual optimism surrounding this team, they are still a group of football players who have to make it happen on the field on Sunday. In that regard, the Saints make me a little nervous. Clearly, they’re a stud team, but their defense is middling, and their offense is a lot like a Ferrari…when it’s engine is roaring it can fly, but it can be a bit temperamental, and sometimes it needs to go into the garage for repair. Against the Vikings, the Saints as a team rode a wave of crowd support and enjoyed the benefit of being plus four in the turnover differential. Had the Vikings not coughed the ball up five times, likely Minnesota and Brett Favre would be in Miami getting ready to figure out a way to try and beat the Colts. Even with those advantages, the Saints also needed boneheaded mistakes from the Vikings and a beneficial coin flip in order to win the NFC Championship.
The Saints are a very good team, and they have a shot against the Colts in XLIV. (Check back to VerticallyStripedSocks.com on Friday to find out how much of a shot I think they have.) However, they are an underdog for a reason, and when there are only two teams left, someone has to be number two in the rankings. That lot falls on the Saints, but for this week, I join a chorus of zealots in Louisiana and with optimism and hope scream, “Who Dat?” (Hopefully NFL Properties doesn’t charge me royalties for saying as much.)
Thanks for coming, Best of luck to you all next year. (Except, of course, for you Mr. Favre.)
Vikings – I was watching the final quarter of the Saints-Vikings NFC Championship from the same restaurant that I saw the Giants-Packers NFC Championship two years earlier. Amazingly enough, the same exact thing happened…Just when it appeared that Brett Favre was on the cusp on qualifying his team for the Super Bowl, he threw up a terrible interception and ended his teams season. I was bummed two years previous, as I wanted the Packers to make it, but this year I was ecstatic. The people of Minnesota deserve better. After watching four Super Bowl losses (all before my time) and then seeing their chances to make Super Bowl 33 get blown by a shanked field goal against the Falcons in 1998, and seeing their team get throttled by the Giants 41-0 a few years later in another NFC Championship, those people have suffered too much already. With all apologies to those poor people of Minnesota, I was extremely happy. Favre is who we thought he was, and it only took until the final minutes of the NFC Championship for him to finally reveal himself. Now it’s on to another edition of the Brett Favre “will he or won’t he” retirement tease. Favre has proven over the past half-decade that he is a championship caliber Hamlet imitator, and now the fans in Minneapolis will get to live out his indecision for months. For now, he says he is “Very unlikely to return.” If you believe that will be the last word before a simple retirement announcement in a few weeks, you simply haven’t been paying attention to recent history. He’s playing well enough to come back, and it’s hard to deny that the NFL is more interesting when he’s around. I guess despite the fact that I love rooting against the guy, I do kind of hope he comes back.
Jets – If you’re the Jets, there is no way possible for you to feel bad about your season. You were able to sneak into the playoffs, and then make the most of it by improbably winning a couple of games and playing admirably in the AFC Championship. You have the lovable and bombastic (and fat) Rex Ryan as your leader, and things seem to be pretty positive. If Mark Sanchez can continue to develop in this system and avoid eating hot dogs on the sideline, the future looks bright in the city so nice they named it twice. Not to mention the stellar way that the Jets played defense this season. They probably weren’t good enough to achieve to the level that they did, but they did it anyway. New York, New York indeed! Start spreading the news! (All that positivity and chances are excellent that they go 6-10 next season…after all, this is the NFL.)
No time for a fun and quirky entrance segway this week. Far too much to get done to go through the motions of foreplay. Have a quirky image to enjoy, and lets get down to business.
“I'm a chilling out naked kinda guy, I tried turning it on while standing underneath. Bad times...”
Manchester United And The Amazing Sinking Finances
Oh Malcolm Glazer, thou art one heartless bitch. Also, if you don’t like financial stuff just skip this bit. I won’t take it personally, I promise.
One of the biggest stories of the last few weeks in the Premiership has been the financial state of one of English football’s, and probably the world’s, biggest clubs – Manchester United. When the Glazer family, who have done such a wonderful (sic) job of running the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, decided to expand their sporting empire to the Premiership, they chose Manchester United.
At the time, this move was met with a mixture of fear, dread and loathing by Manchester United fans who were all very angry at the fact the Glazer’s weren’t buying the club in the sense that Chelsea or Manchester City have been bought, where the owners had the cash lying around down the backs of their sofas. Oh no, the Glazers were buying the club by borrowing the money to buy it. That meant they took out a £500m odd loan out against the club and an extra £200m or so in personal loans, meaning that the day they bought the last share of Manchester United stock to take ownership, the club was in debt by about £700m. That is about $1.15bn.
Just take a second for those figures to sink in.
“The Manchester United Accountant on one of their more 'with it' days”
Manchester United owe around seven hundred million pounds. Or, if you make the lifestyle choice to be American, they owe one point one five BILLION dollars to various banks and hedge funds. That is absolutely staggering. That is unheard of. The club’s debt could buy an NFL franchise or pay one week of the Yankee’s payroll. It may even be enough to feed John Goodman for a month.
When the Glazers announced their evil plans to take United in 2003 (they completed the sale in 2005), there were fierce fan protests. There is even a football club called FC United that plays in the lower leagues of English football that was set up by disgruntled fans who vowed to give up the Red Devils. Anti-Glazer chants were sung in the stands and everyone who supported the club were all very upset indeed.
Then, things didn’t really change. Revenue went up on the business end of the club, the team on the field stayed at the top and won trophies and the worries were swept under the carpet. Consider it like a wife who finds a saucy text message on her husbands phone from another woman but then chooses to ignore it, taking ignorance over confronting the issue. Well, in the last few weeks the wife has found a few more messages, a thong in the car and a strange rash on her husband’s doodad. Metaphorically speaking, of course…
A few days ago, Manchester United released their financial figures for the last year and it painted a grim picture. Overall, the club made a profit of around £40m, not a bad achievement, but that was a very misleading figure. That profit included money from Ronaldo’s £80m transfer to Real Mardid. Without his sale, the club would have fallen another £40m into debt.
The reason that the club would have fallen another £40m into debt? The interest rates on the £700m\$1.15bn loans that the Glazers took out to pay for the club.
Please leave a comment at the bottom of this article if you know any good bounty hunters.
Let’s hugely simplify just what is happening to Manchester United here. Obviously, the intricate financial details that you have to put together to build up all that debt are a little bit more advanced than the scenario that I’m about to put forward but, hey, I ‘aint no banker, yo.
Let’s say that you wanted something, but couldn’t quite afford it. For the sake of argument, lets say you wanted to go on vacation with all your friends to Las Vegas, except you couldn’t afford on your current bank balance. So, lets say that rather than save up and buy your tickets, you just scrape together your spending money and put the flights on a credit card with the intention to pay them off gradually afterwards. Well, as we all know in Vegas you do dumb things so by the time that you’ve lost a few times at blackjack (“The dealer is showing a 6, double down baby!”), realised that your home game poker skills don’t stand up to proper rounders and drunkenly stuck a few bottles of whiskey on said credit card, you end up owing a lot. For the sake of maths, lets say you end up owing around $1,000.
You get home from your little trip and after several scalding hot showers to get the dirt off of you, you realise “Holy crap, I owe $1,000!” Its not that bad, you think, things will keep on ticking over the same way they always do. Except you forgot that the interest rate on the credit card means that you can only afford to pay that off, meaning the $1,000 doesn’t budge. Then with the interest building up, the $1,000 starts to grow, generating more interest. All in all, looking back that bottle of whiskey and drunken idea that you could somehow count cards seems more and more foolish.
That is the situation Manchester United are in. The interest rates on the loans, which are around 10% for the £500m bank loans and 16% for the £200m hedge fund loans, are crippling the club. They can barely afford to pay those off. Throw in penalties for not moving the sum, interest rate hikes on certain dates and the fact that any top club still needs to invest whatever cash it has in players and it means that Manchester United are broke.
Finally, the Glazers are starting to do something about it, though. They have recently raised £504m from private investors to clear some of the debts and cut the interest rate (the private bonds have an interest rate of about 8%, significantly less than the banks charge) which should alleviate some of the suffering, but it may be too little too late. Right now, there are two options for United on the road ahead
Option one is that a nice big rich group who have cash reserves buy them. They can clear the debts in one foul swoop, pay the Glazers a few hundred million quid in profit and have the cash reserves to buy players. There have been rumblings about even some of United’s wealthier fans doing this option, but the Glazers appear to be poo-pooing that option on site, saying they are in it for the ‘long run’. The ‘long run’ probably referring to the long run down the table to League One…
Option two is that the Glazers stay in control. United badly need player investment – namely, a new winger, goalkeeper, right back, striker and midfielder – but they won’t get it to the quality needed while still wrestling with £700m worth of debt, even at lower interest rates. More worryingly, Real Madrid and Barcelona are beginning to target United’s talismanic Wayne Rooney, reportedly offering around £70m for his services. If he has to go to help the debt problem…
No matter what way you look at it, United are in financial dire straights. United have got to now hope and pray to either a) keep winning on the pitch to keep the creditors at bay, or b) huge private investment. It is just that simple.
Lets see how Liverpool are doing, eh?
Right, enough of writing depressing things about Manchester United. Let’s check in on another team whose fortunes could be on the slide – Liverpool.
“There is an obvious reason for the similar poses between Rafa and the Manchester United Accountant.
Last time we stopped by Rafa’s merry gang of hop alongs, things weren’t exactly hunky dory. They were well out of the race for a Champions League spot, out of this year’s Champions League and generally looking miserable. Has anything changed?
Well, yes and no. Yes in the sense that they are playing a little bit better and are beginning to belly slide up the table a little bit. But, in a much bigger way, no – they are nowhere near where they should be and aren’t exactly showing the quality needing to break through.
Liverpool’s performances have been gradually getting better in the league, despite being unceremoniously dumped out of the FA Cup by Championship side Reading. When they beat Spurs 2-0 the other day, I would have said it was a proper turning point. Rather than a one off result, Rafa could have said “Look, we lost on the opening day to this team and struggled. Now we have beaten them, so we are that much better than we were. Let’s go forward with this.”
Instead, they drew 0-0 with relegation contenders Wolves in their next league game.
Currently, Liverpool are in 5th place in the league and are just 3 points off of Spurs, who currently occupy that precious 4th Champions League spot. However, on equal points with them in 5th are Manchester City, who look absolutely rejuvenated under Mancini’s reign. City also have 2 games in hand, meaning that all of a sudden Liverpool could once more be 6 points off the Champions League pace. It is ridiculous counting Liverpool in the title chase at this stage as well – they are 11 points off of 3rd place alone.
Also just behind them are Aston Villa, one point back with one game in hand.
Liverpool, though, are still injury plagued with Gerard and Torres still picking up injuries regularly, with the later currently out for a month following a minor knee operation. If Liverpool do not qualify for this year’s Champions League they will have hell keeping those two stars at the club, and if they don’t it could be the start of a steady decline – Liverpool have been torrid without them.
Although I may make it seem this way, it really isn’t all doom and gloom for Liverpool. They have dragged themselves back over the last 8 games or so from a situation where a bottom half finish was more than conceivable to being back in the Champions League conversation. As a team, they have much more experience at that level than the likes of Spurs and Aston Villa and have a more gelled team than Manchester City. There is still a chance that they can avoid an internal apocalypse and qualify for next year’s premier European competition, but that is all it is – a chance.
Comings and Goings
There have been three important comings and goings so far since the last London Chronicles. Let’s have a little look shall we?
Owen Coyle boltin’ to Bolton
Former Burnley boss has Coyle has jumped ship back over to Bolton, this time to take on the club as manager. I really like this move for Bolton – they currently don’t have a lot going for them and those are the conditions that Coyle thrives under. His Burnley side, before they got promoted this season, were already feared after knocking out numerous Premier League teams in cup competitions. With him at the reigns, hopefully Bolton can pick up where they left off when Sam Allardyce left the club.
Eidur Gudjohnsen to Spurs
This move I can’t really understand, but who am I to second guess the genius that is Harry Redknapp? Spurs are pretty stacked at the striker position with Keane, Defoe and Crouch and have some talented wingers in Modric and Lennon. They don’t really need Gudjohnsen, who has always been a little bit over rated anyway. However, I suppose you could argue that if they really want to be a top 4 team they need top cover for key positions, and that was what the former Chelsea and Barcelona attacker will give them.
Robinho to Santos
This one broke literally as I was checking the Premiership table on the BBC website to see just where Liverpool were after last night’s games. Manchester City’s record signing – Brazilian striker Robinho – has left the City of Manchester stadium to go on loan at his former club Santos back home in Brazil.
“When asked about his move, Robinho said 'Baaaaaaaah! Waaaaaaah! Money money money money waaaaaaaaah!”
Although a few top European teams wanted him, I can understand Robinho’s move back to Brazil. That way he doesn’t end up playing for a potential rival and he is in the spotlight in his home country during a World Cup year. Also, as the move is only a 6 month loan, he could potentially be back with his head in the right place for next year’s campaign.
There is a much bigger story to this though. When Robinho snubbed Chelsea in favour of Manchester City and their newly acquired riches, his motivation was pure and simple – money. Nobody turns down Chelsea for Manchester City if they want silverware, or at least they didn’t at the time. Getting Robinho was important for City as it showed they had transfer market muscle. However, it never really worked out – he often sulked, underperformed and ran back to Brazil for ‘injury treatment’ whenever he got out of bed a little bit too fast.
Robinho was a mercantile player – not caring who he played for, just wanting the single biggest pay packet. There is nothing completely wrong with that – professional athletes have maybe an 18 year career with only about 10 of those years to make some serious wedge. You can’t blame them for wanting to make the most money to live off of that they can.
Still, they rarely work out and can often be very expensive mistakes for clubs. Once the honeymoon period of being paid £100k a week wears off, and somehow it does, they are often left at an uncompetitive club and the amazing drive that pushed them to become elite athletes kicks in in a major way. They become all uppity, sulky and end up kicking up a fuss.
Although nothing will stop clubs like Real Madrid, Barcelona, Manchester City or Chelsea from trying to gazump other team’s transfers by offering more money to club and player, hopefully the continued failure of players like Robinho will strongly discourage it.
Also, although slightly small in newsworthiness, is the fact that Sol Campbell is back with Arsenal after 3 and a half seasons (or so, I think…). Although this is a landmark occurance as it is the first time Wenger has re-signed a player he has let go, an honour not even Patrick Viera can claim, it has been an open secret in football for months. Since the Notts County Experiment came to a shuddering halt and Sol left after one game, he made it clear lower league football or MLS (sorry, Senior Elevation) wasn’t really of interest to him. He has been training with Arsenal to keep his fitness up and so it is a natural step he returns to the club to offer some much needed experience and leadership to a young team.
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To quote the prophet Springer, now time for my final thought.
At my day job, as unfortunately I don’t just hang around Elevation HQ drinking beer and playing some serious MW2 the whole time (or at all…), I cover an awful lot of gambling news stories. Three this year alone have caught my eye for all the wrong reasons.
1) The Chinese Football Association head being questioned over corruption, and investigators saying that if they punished everyone involved with soccer corruption then it would put the country’s football industry out of business.
2) Gilbert Arenas and Javaris Critterton pulling guns on each other over a poker debt.
3) Wolves calling in not one but two gambling addiction experts to work with their squad.
Now, I’m not one of these sorts who harp on about the evils of wealth. I love money. If I had a chance, I’d have all the money I could get my grubby little mits on. I enjoy being able to buy shit, go places and do stuff. I would very much like a new car, a new house, three more holidays a year and trophy wife. However, I sadly only have just about enough to live on.
*plays world’s smallest violin*
Anyway, you know who does have an awful lot of money? Footballers. And not just the £75k a week sorts. What people don’t quite realise is just how much money athletes have. A few years ago, I was working in the marketing department for an investment property firm and one of the sales guys ran into our little corner of the office that was full of Spongebob Squarepants posters and LolCats print offs (go into your marketing department at work and it will be very much the same) absolutely over the moon because he had gotten a sales meeting with a League 1 footballing side. We all looked at him a little bit sideways, until he pointed the following out.
Even in League one, the 3rd tier of English football, wages of £1,000 a week for squad players and £5,000+ a week for decent players are not uncommon. That is sweet FA when compared to Cristiano Ronaldo’s £200k a week or Rio Ferdinand’s £125k a week, but in the real world terms £5,000 is still an insane amount of money. That is a wage of £260,000 a year. Chuck on bonuses and players are realistically, even at that level, bringing in around £300,000 a year. Sure, that isn’t live-off-it-the-rest-of-your-life scratch, but you would be hard pushed to find a regular job where 21 – 34 year olds are paid £300k.
Anyway, I’ve gone off the point a bit. A lot of footballers have a lot of money is what I’m trying to say. And, despite the expectations placed upon them, footballers are human. Any human with a lot of disposable income does one of five things with it – drinks it, smokes it, snorts it, injects it, gambles it.
The first four of those aren’t exactly options for top calibre footballers, but the last one is. Like it or not, hush hush or not, football has a massive gambling culture attached. From the famous England national team ‘poker schools’ to players and managers owning race horses, injured players sitting at home gambling all day to those who can’t stay away from the tables, it happens. Worryingly, an awful lot of players also bet on football.
I’m not attacking gambling here either – I love poker and blackjack, perhaps too much – but trying to make the following point. Currently, all these young guys who have more money than god and a playboy lifestyle. This can all too easily lead to corruption – as in the China case, or even Italian football as seen a few years back -, to to inter squad problems – as documented by Arenas and Critterton – or to addictions, as shown by the amount of gambling addiction specialists brought in by some clubs and the need for clinics like Sporting Chance in London, which does admirable work treating gambling addictions amongst pro athletes anonymously.
Finances in football are at a stage where even lower league players in major markets are amongst some of the highest paid of the population. I’m not saying that they should be prohibited from gambling, it is plain wrong to tell people how they should spend their money, but already this year I’ve seen three shocking sports gambling stories. Surely, it is time for FIFA\UEFA\The FA to start looking in to the gambling culture in their sport, not leaving it up to clubs and flimsy regulations like “Oh, yeah, offer them help if they need it.”
Until next time, take care of yourselves, and each other.
Alright folks the Elevation countdown plows ahead with the whole F’N show.
In case you missed my entry two spots below this one, The Elevation Countdown is an on-going effort by myself to rank the 20 best American wrestlers from 1990 to 2010. Their ranking is determined only by the things they did in the last 20 years, stuff from the 80s is not taken into account. Hopefully you can take a timeout from your Pro Bowl hysteria to read this entry:
DDP was #20. Here is #19:
RVD: The whole F'N show.
#19 Rob Van Dam
WCW: 1992 ECW: 1996-2001 WWE 1997 (part of ECW invasion angle), 2001-2007.
1 time ECW World Heavyweight Champion
1 time WWE Champion
6 time Intercontinental Champion
Everybody should be damn happy RVD came of age in the early 90s instead of the early 2000s. Due to his amazing athleticism and freaking strength, Rob Van Dam would have surely become an integral member of the UFC had he begun his combat training in 2000 instead of 1990. However, America lucked out and we were given the opportunity to lay eyes on one of the most exciting and entertaining wrestling performers of all time.
(Cue Mauro Ranallo blowhard voice) With his penchant for the Gange, current California residence, and incredible athleticism, is there any doubts that RVD would be rolling on the mats among other things with the Diaz brothers if he was a mixed martial artist in 2010?
In wrestling, RVD was able to succeed where many others failed and become an extremely interesting and viable character in two of the most different environments in recent wrestling history: the extreme, no holds barred, anything goes craziness of Paul Heyman’s ECW and the increasingly PG, cookie cutter infested, no blood at all world of the late 2000s Vince McMahon run WWE.
It cannot be stressed enough how different these two eras were. In the original ECW, The Sandman used to smoke while he was wrestling, spill beer all over himself and the fans and get literally crucified by the ring. In the new WWE, The Sandman couldn’t even come out to a real version of Metallica’s “Enter Sandman”, had to stop drinking beer during his entrance because of a lawsuit from a fan, and made his first appearance on the new WWE run ECW brand by attacking a Zombie with his cane.
RVD was able to take part in amazing rivalries with a huge palette of super stars from Sabu to John Cena to Rhyno to Edge to Lance Storm to Randy Orton.
RVD also revolutionized the concept of pointing to your shoulders while convincing the fans to chant your initials. That is really a lost skill. Besides being a genius at getting himself over through things like working on the mic and creating cool arm gestures, RVD will always be remembered for his amazing move set.
The Five Star Frog Splash, The Van Daminator, The Van Terminator, Air Van Dam, The Chair surfboard. How crazy is that? Now-a-days our wrestlers are treated like visionaries if they are able to create such masterpieces as the 5 knuckle shuffle or the DDT using the ring ropes.
RVD winning the title against John Cena at One Night Stand 2006 was one of the biggest moments in wrestling from the past two decades. Beyond being an amazing match, it directly helped lead to the birth of the new ECW brand on SyFy and was one of the greatest moments of RVD’s career. He was also a tag team specialist and had memorable tag title reigns in ECW and WWE with Chris Candido, Sabu, Kane, and Booker T.
Some fans will choose to only remember RVD only for his unsurprising marijuana arrest in the car with Sabu while champion, but all wrestling fans who know what the hell they are talking about will remember Rob’s free spirit, amazing matches, and unmatched natural ability.
I’m sure he will pop up back in WWE or TNA at some point, but until then Mr. Monday Night will live on forever!
Mr. Monday Night during one of the greatest periods of his career.
(Late Note- I just completed watching the Royal Rumble. I was completely caught off guard by Edge’s win. I had just assumed it was a mere formality that HBK, Cena, or Hunter would win the damn thing and that would be that. Edge’s return was a huge surprise and really enjoyable. I don’t know how the WWE is going to get to Wrestle Mania 26, but it is shaping up to be an awesome show. He looked really good despite coming back so quickly from a gruesome torn achilles. YOU THOUGHT YOU KNEW HIM! On a related note, I was cracking up laughing because my entry in a Royal Rumble pool I was a part of just happened to be Beth Phoenix. Beth wasn’t as dominant as Mrs. Cyborg at the Strikeforce show last night, but she did eliminate The Great Khali. However, she also had to take a brutal GTS from CM Punk. Can’t win ‘em all I guess.)
You will never be able to outsmart the master of mental chess.
(Please enjoy the latest version of the Berlin chronicles from our friend Pete who lives in East Berlin. Play this music from Peter’s German friend as you read this article.)
Ah yes, the Christmas break has come and gone, and my residence in East Germany is back to its old and depressing state. No more markets, no more lights and candles, no more wreaths, nothing. About the only thing a good Catholic like myself can look forward to is Lent, in which we give something up to be closer to God, like chocolate or McDonald’s. Of course we don’t understand why not eating M&Ms or Big Macs makes us better Christians, but hey, if Jesus can survive in the desert for 40 days, I can avoid the golden arches.
However, in all of Germany there is one beacon of hope shining brighter than anything on the horizon, and that my friends, is the start of the second half of the Bundesliga. It seems to me that the major sports in America could take a really good lesson from this break. The players get a month and a half off from major competitions during the holidays (granted there are scrimmages and practices), and then for the fans it’s like finding an un-opened Christmas present about a month late in January. And if you ask me, the fact that we can look forward to soccer being played again for the next 18 weeks is even better than Ralphie getting a Red Rider BeeBee gun (with a built in compass!!).
Yes, the season has arrived, and one can see all throughout the country that kids to adults are discussing the fall champion, which is basically the team with the most points at the end of the first half, and whether or not they will be able to hold on for the rest of the season to first place. What does it mean to be fall champion? Well, nothing. For example, last year’s “Herbstmeister” was Hoffenheim. The young squad freshly promoted to the 1. Bundesliga and looking to become only the second team ever to be promoted one year and then win the title the next. However, the talented Hoffenheimer’s offense cooled off, and their average at best defense was unable to keep them afloat throughout the second half of the season, keeping F.C. Kaiserslautern’s record of promotion to title a one man show. Hoffenheim’s fall from power is nothing new, however, as it can often seem that the fall champion has too much pressure with a constant target on its back, as if everyone believes they are going to be caught eventually.
We see this in American sports too. I know I have personally seen my Detroit Tigers fall from grace in the American League Central or God knows how many times it seems the New York Yankees seem to pour the pressure on the Red Sox for the AL East playoff spot after the All-Star Break. I believe this year both the Broncos and Giants started very strong in their respective seasons, only to completely trip and fall flat on their face once halfway into the NFL Season. So, I want to partially caution those who have only followed the Bundesliga maybe this year or only for a couple seasons that if you are a Bayer Leverkusen fan, do not start betting your life savings that this is your year. That being said, let’s look at the teams at the top, the teams at the bottom, a few surprises in the middle, and maybe what they all can do to hold the first spot, to rise above, or maybe just to stay in the first league!
Bayer Leverkusen celebrating with their sweet mascot.
Bayer Leverkusen 04, Place: 1. Bayer Leverkusen, the team without a town in many ways. The name, Bayer, is world renowned for its medicine, and it is no wonder where the squad gets its money from in order to field great players both in the past and present. However, due to the small size of Leverkusen combined with the much greater size of the bigger cities in the area, the team never really has a massive following. In addition, the boys from Leverkusen seem to always fall short towards the end of the season, stumbling to a second, third, or fourth place finish. The boys from Leverkusen have simply been completely outgunning their competition with a goal differential of +22 (35 for /15 against), the best in the league. Having one of the two German national team keepers does not hurt either as Adler has performed wonderfully. The young gun on loan from Bayern, Kroos, has looked phenomenal this season so far, and he, along with scoring machine Kießling, are looking to smooth out those end of the season bumps and earn Leverkusen a Bundesliga title.
FC Schalke 04, Place: 2. FC Schalke, also probably my least favorite team in the Bundesliga next to Bayern, has seen a rise in the level of play from their top forward, Mr. Kevin Kuranyi. This year he has cut off his awful hair and surprisingly, along with his lisp and terrible facial hair, he is not so bad to watch on the pitch anymore. He has already tailed 10 goals and 3 assists, maybe looking to avenge his stumbles over the past couple seasons. Schalke’s coach, the legend Felix Magath, has to be one of the key reasons for this team’s success so far. He has brought the winning formula from Wolfsburg and it looks like all his players are singing and humming his tune perfectly. If Schalke stays tough, look for Leverkusen to begin to slip as the blue boys out of Gelsenkirchen rise to the top.
FC Bayern, Place: 3. FC Bayern, the class of the league (they certainly pay enough for it) has found its stride going into the second half of the season. A lack luster performance from the back line, a drama between new Dutch Coach Van Gaal and the Italian striker Luca Toni, and a handful of injuries including Ribery and Robben had made Bayern look more than fragile at the beginning. Top forwards Olic and Gomez have filled their scoring shoes, however, and kept Germany’s most well known club afloat during much of the season. The perennial power has risen to the top again and with Ribery almost fully recovered and Toni shipped off to Italy, the Bavarian squad simply needs to keep on pace for another run at the German title.
Hamburger Sport Verein (HSV), Place: 4. The Hamburger Sport Verein (HSV) has shown glimpses of both greatness and weakness in the first half of the season. Thanks to strong play from Zé Roberto and the Croatian Petric, the club has held strong to the upper ranks of the league. No doubt the arrival of Ruud Van “the Man” Nistelrooy is going to stir things up for the club from the north. Buying a strong Dutchman has worked in the past for the Hamburger and they believe that V. Nistelrooy still has a couple good seasons left in him, as they will be relying on him heavily to keep up a steady amount of scoring for a push towards the number one spot. I do not know how much I buy into this purchase as a great solution, but it is definitely going to put a lot more eyes on Hamburg this season.
Another Dutchman who speaks German, it’s like they used to be the same country!
VfL Wolfsburg, Place: 8. Wolfsburg, and how the champions have fallen. Just this week the coach of the squad, Armin Veh, was let go as the “Wolfe” are looking for a new strategy. The green squad best known for their duo of Bosnians, Dzeko and Misimovic, needs answers and needs them fast. Currently sitting in 10th place, they are going to need to learn some consistency if they have any hope of making the UEFA cup qualification spot. This team, although it has underperformed, is not to be underestimated in the least. Look for the new coach to stir up the defense, focus on some system fundamentals, and get this championship squad back on track.
1.F.C Cologne, Place: 12. 1. F.C Cologne needs to be in the discussion every time because this year is the “Return of the Prince”. Prince Podolski that is. Although he has had some assists and even a goal himself, the German national team striker has simply not amassed the production that the fans, and this writer, had hoped. Cologne ended the first half of the season on a great note, defeating Nuremberg 3:0 at home, and in the past week beat last year’s champions Wolfsburg 3:2. They are near the bottom of point production among all teams, which is a mystery given the two former 2. Bundesliga goal “kings” (the king is the player who scores the most goals in the league for a season). Although I have no fear of them being relegated, unless some consistency in offensive production is found, the “Kölner” and their new head coach Saldo are going to have to rethink how Podolski can better be used.
VfbStuttgart, Place: 15th. Stuttgart has been in a mess the entire season. Up until recently the normally strong Schwäbisch squad was in the relegation zone, and with very little signs of life that they would get out. They remain in the bottom pack, and I recall even Frank Beckenbauer commenting on a Sky Sports review show that, “he does not understand how a talented team can make so many mistakes and not get the job done.” Thank you Kaizer. I only add the facts, this team has underperformed not so much against the top level players, but with the middle to bottom dwellers. They are in serious need of motivation when it comes to playing the lower tier.
Hannover 96, Place: 14. Hannover 96 experienced a great loss this year losing their starting keeper, captain, and leader Robert Enke. Since the tragic event, the team’s mediocre season has had nothing but a steady downhill path. They are currently lying in the relegation zone with more questions than answers. The entire team, from goalie, defenders, midfielders, strikers and even the coaching staff needs to find a way to get this squad, who is undoubtedly closer off the field, more focused on the field. Although I cannot imagine the heavy loss and burden that is likely still fresh in the minds of this team, Hannover would do Mr. Enke a great tribute by fighting hard and staying in the first league. I do not believe that this team lacks the physical capability, but I do question its mental strength going through this second half.
1. F.C Nuremberg, Place: 17. My beloved F.C. Nuremberg is currently sitting quite alone in the second to last position, and although the relegation zone is expected by the experts, it has been a joy to watch the young star Abert Bujanku play this season. He has already cashed in 9 goals for a club that is not on the scoreboard too much, and he gives hope to “Club” fans every time he touches the ball. With the exit of Peer Kluge to Schalke and a widening gap between staying in the first league and dropping back down, FCN will need to pick up single points against all the big boys it can, and have decisive victories over key components battle in the relegation area, such as Berlin, Stuttgart, and Hannover.
Hertha Berlin, Place: 18. Last, and yes least, is the capital’s own squad Hertha Berlin. The team with the DB on its chest has found only a total of 10 points even up until last week, grabbing a tie against M’gladbach. The Berliner showed signs of life winning their first game in the second half and then adding one point last week, but let us not forget that Hertha BSC won its first game of the fall season as well. Frankly, I have no idea and I do not believe anyone who says they have an idea of what will happen to this squad at the end of the season, but it just depends on which team shows up on game day. This is a group of players that did so well last year right up until the very end, and this year has looked like shadow of its former self. The Jury is out and will continue to be for the next few weeks, so best keep watching.
Well there you have it, my round up of 10 squads, their position at the turn, what has happened so far, and maybe a few ideas of what could happen. I have no crystal ball so I really do not know what is going to happen, but even if I could, I think I would rather just wait and watch it unfold. Be back in a few weeks, and if you want me to write up a short summary, in case I did not already, of your team’s first half review, chances, and my own thoughts to what they need to do, just leave it in the comments. As for now, I have to pretend to be a student again. Peace!
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This is officially the home stretch. Only two games this weekend, and the winners go to the big game with the Roman numbering system. This is the most painful weekend to lose, because ultimately you’re forgotten, but the sting of losing hurts the most when you were thisclose to making the Super Bowl. So clearly, a lot is at stake here. This is one of my favorite weekends of the sporting calendar, as the games are so important, and often they are very good. Hopefully we get two good games, but I’m doubtful, as the Jets are prominently involved in one. I don’t know what it is about Gang Green, but whenever the Jets play, the games take on a sloppy, sticky feel, as if the entire football game has been doused with maple syrup or something. I want the Jets to win because the underdog story is fun, but the Super Bowl will be better if the Colts are involved. As for the NFC, no matter who wins, we should get a good Super Bowl rep, so hopefully that means the Saints…because, well, Brett Favre. Here are the results that I divined from my clearly cloudy crystal ball:
New York Jets at Indianapolis: Is anyone else struck by how ridiculous it is that the New York Jets are one of the last four teams still playing? This team has certainly has been lucky, having the last five field goals attempted against them all be missed is bizarre, and the fact that they weren’t down by twenty at halftime against the Chargers is crazy…they were getting destroyed in that game, only the Chargers somehow kept getting just stopped by the Jets. I guess that’s the whole point of playing defense, but some serious luck was involved.
Well, the luck ends this weekend. Matt Sanchez has not been playing all that well, perhaps you can win one game or maybe rarely even two with a subpar quarterback, but I don’t think you can win a championship with a quarterback who was widely considered to have potential that he has clearly not yet reached. The defense is good, and the running game has been solid, but if the Jets are somehow able to win, they might be the weakest team to ever reach the Super Bowl.
Contrast the Jets with a team that hasn’t lost a game in which they clearly tried to win since last year’s playoffs. The Colts are strong, Peyton Manning is one of the best quarterbacks of all time, and the Colts suffocated a team from Baltimore last week that is the mirror image of the Jets. The Ravens had a questionable quarterback, a great running game, and a strong swarming defense…and they lost 20-3. The Jets are in for a similar fate.
I’m cheering for New York, because Rex Ryan is terribly interesting and who doesn’t like a fat boisterous coach. Plus the idea of the chaos that would ensue as the Jets faithful try to figure out a world where their team is actually in the Super Bowl appeals to me…we could potentially see some Jets fans heads explode with confusion. Sadly, I don’t think it’s meant to be. Not even close. Colts 33 Jets 13
Minnesota at New Orleans: This game to me is a coin flip, and is there any doubt that this game is the more anticipated contest of the weekend? Although both of these teams kind of stumbled to the finish in the regular season, the idea that the momentum you bring to the playoffs took a major hit last week, as despite both teams bringing very little “Mo” into their first postseason contests, they both dispatched their first round foes with ease. The Vikings throttled the Cowboys, and the Saints easily eliminated the Cardinals. So now, unlike the AFC, the two teams in the NFC that looked like the class of the Conference for the lion share of the regular season will be battling for the NFC spot in XLIV, which is how it should be.
The Vikings defensive line is scary when it gets rolling, and they were rolling against Tony Romo and the Cowboys last week. The Saints offense will rely on Drew Brees making quick smart decisions, which he is pretty good at doing. The Vikings offense also looked good, although Adrian Peterson has not been quite as good as advertised this year. Of course, he was advertised as making blind men see and turning water into wine…so he may have been slightly over-hyped.
Long time readers will know that I have a dislike of Brett Favre, so that clearly colors my Vikings predictions. I don’t want the Vikes winning, and that is only because of Brett. The franchise has great and long-suffering fans who have lost four Super Bowls and deserve their share of happiness, but I just don’t want that happiness to be delivered by Favre. The Saints have never been any further than they are right now, and it would be fun to see the people of New Orleans relish in a Super Bowl. They would certainly celebrate appropriately…especially since I get the impression that the Saints mean just a little bit more than they should to the city. (A fact which I really enjoy and endears Saints fans to me, by the way.) This game is very close, I could see it going in any direction. I can see either team winning by blowout, and I can see either team winning a close game. I’m hoping for the close game, since there have been precious few of those in this postseason, and I have a feeling the early game will continue the tradition of crappy postseason football this year. Since I have no feel for who will win, but I have a definite rooting interest, I’m going to go with my heart. Saints 31 Vikings 28
My Picks Scorecard:
Last Week: 2-2
Regular Season: 161-95
Playoffs: 4-4
Playoffs Against the Spread: 3-5
Year to Date: 165-99
Well folks after months of frustration and aggravation, February and March has proven to be a powerful time for Elevation Nation.
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